Not an ad generator — a direct-response studio

Every brand becomes a direct-response engine.

Paste your website. Forty-eight hours later you're holding a complete, Meta-ready campaign — strategy, 25+ ad kits, advertorial, quiz funnel, launch plan — every single ad wearing the reason it exists. Built to drive sales, period.

Start your First Run — $499 → See finished work ↓

One-time · no subscription required · full-refund guarantee

STRATEGY BRIEF25+ AD KITS · 1:1 · 4:5 · 9:16 · 1.91:1ADVERTORIALQUIZ FUNNELPRODUCT SHOTSPAIRED COPYLAUNCH PLAN48 HOURS

Proof · Real brand · Real run

This is what "finished" looks like.

Three ads from a live First Run for Eviction Notice, a gut-health brand. Every ad is modeled on a named top spender's proven format, written in the brand's own voice, and ships with its rationale attached. Hover any ad to read WHY THIS AD.

Eviction Notice ad — brutalist type claim: Your gut has a backlog. Time for an eviction.

Why this ad

Unaware traffic never gets a product shot first — it gets a pattern interrupt. Brutalist edge-to-edge caps modeled on DAVID's proven claim format, brand red on the payoff word, legal-threat wordplay that is unmistakably this brand.

UnawareModeled on DAVIDShip-grade

"YOUR GUT HAS A BACKLOG. TIME FOR AN EVICTION."

Eviction Notice ad — product hero with real packaging

Why this ad

Problem-aware traffic meets the mechanism: AG1-style product hero, real locked packaging — actual wordmark, actual label, actual stick. The pain ("eat big") and the fix ("digest bigger") in one frame, courtroom deadpan.

Problem-awareModeled on AG1Real packaging

"Eat big. Digest bigger. Serve the bloat its eviction notice."

Eviction Notice ad — replace-the-stack value math

Why this ad

Product-aware buyers need math, not poetry: IM8-style replace-the-stack value visual — the pile of half-measures on one side, one stick on the other. Doses named because transparent doses are the brand's hill.

Product-awareModeled on IM8Real packaging

"All this backlog → One stick. Seven actives, clinical doses."

EVERY AD IN A CAMPAIGN CARRIES A WHY THIS AD CARD — AWARENESS LEVEL · ANGLE · DOCTRINE MOVE. YOU NEVER LAUNCH A CREATIVE YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN.

The mechanism

Three moves. No meetings.

01 / CONNECT

Connect your brand

Paste your website. In about 20 seconds the Engine reads your voice, offers, audience, objections, and palette into a BRANDFILE — the locked source of truth every ad is generated from. Five questions sharpen the aim.

~20 SECONDS · YOU APPROVE EVERYTHING

02 / BUILD

We build the campaign

The Engine studies what the biggest spenders in your category are proving with real money, then rebuilds those formats in your voice, with your real packaging — across every awareness level, every Meta format.

48 HOURS · COMPLIANCE-GATED · REJECT/RETRY QA

03 / LAUNCH

You launch

You get the works in a delivery room built for shipping: every ad with its rationale, paired copy, a launch plan that tells you exactly what to run first, at what budget, against whom.

META-READY SHIP-LIST · ONE DOWNLOAD

The unit of value

One Campaign. The works.

We don't sell credits, seats, or generations. We sell The Campaign — everything a serious media buyer needs to go from zero to spending profitably.

Strategy briefPositioning, awareness map, angle stack — the argument for the whole campaign.

25+ Meta-ready ad kitsEvery angle cut to every placement.

1:14:59:161.91:1

AdvertorialThe pre-sell page that warms cold clicks before they ever see your offer.

Quiz funnelSelf-segmenting lead flow — prospects diagnose themselves into your product.

Product shotsYour real packaging, locked to reference — no invented mascots, no drift.

Paired copyPrimary text, headline, description matched to every single ad.

WHY THIS AD cardsAwareness level · angle · doctrine move, attached to every creative.

Launch planWhat to run first, budgets, structure, and the kill/scale rules.

The offer

No free tier. No trial. Finished work.

The first thing you ever receive from us is a complete campaign — because a studio that drives sales shouldn't need to give you a sandbox to prove it.

The entry

First Run

$499 one-time

ONE COMPLETE CAMPAIGN · 48H · NO SUBSCRIPTION

The works — everything above
25+ Meta-ready ad kits · 4 formats
Advertorial + quiz funnel
WHY-THIS-AD rationale on every creative
Full-refund guarantee

Start your First Run →

Studio

$399 /mo

1 CAMPAIGN / MO · THE WEEKLY LOOP

1 full Campaign every month
Weekly variant loop — winners get variants, losers get killed
Performance reads on request
Priority build queue

Begin with a First Run →

Engine

$899 /mo

2 CAMPAIGNS / MO · MOTION

2 full Campaigns every month
Everything in Studio
Video ad module
AI influencer / UGC module

Begin with a First Run →

Agency

$1,999 /mo

4 CAMPAIGNS / MO · 5 WORKSPACES

4 full Campaigns every month
Everything in Engine
5 brand workspaces
White-label delivery rooms

Begin with a First Run →

EVERY PLAN BEGINS WITH A FIRST RUN. SEE THE WORKS BEFORE YOU EVER SUBSCRIBE.

The guarantee

"If your First Run isn't obviously worth multiples of what you paid — full refund."

Not "worth it." Obviously worth multiples. Open the delivery room, look at the campaign, and decide. If it doesn't clear that bar, one email gets your $499 back — and you keep the strategy brief.

RISK SITS ON OUR SIDE OF THE TABLE. WHERE IT BELONGS.

Every brand becomes a direct-response engine.

This is what "finished" looks like.

Three moves. No meetings.

Connect your brand

We build the campaign

You launch

One Campaign. The works.

No free tier. No trial. Finished work.

"If your First Run isn't obviously worth multiples of what you paid — full refund."

Your brand. The works.